December 2011
2 posts
re: pictures on facebook
my friends: new friends, new places, activities with dedicated t-shirts
me: kitchen.
alternatively depressing and life-affirming. order fire loneliness, tequila
May 2011
12 posts
i take back what i said
work is the sort of struggle a greek god hands to a motherfucker he suspects is fucking his baby mama
but
i am on an overheated, understoraged line with the culinary equivalent of dipset breathing down my neck, except fuckers in dipset aren’t on the clock as much cause they don’t grind as hard
its never pretty, or easy, or well-ventilated, or fucking anything but Hard
and that is...
this blog is now about the wire, bitching about...
and boba fett
sad moments in life
losing your bodega sandwich/beer because your entire desk is covered in the exact same bodega sandwich wrappers and the exact same empty beer bottles from the last two weeks.
creature of habit.
takeitorleaveit: una bulla para mayaland →
pleasetakeitorleaveit:
1. went to mayaland yesterday.
despite what the name may suggest, mayaland is not a mesoamerican theme park, but a mam village about a three hours away by car.
(mam is a mayan language with almost 480,000 speakers as of 2002, spoken in the mexican state of chiapas and the …
haha you got mexican hepatitis
April 2011
12 posts
fuck this gay earth
in my twentieth minute of sitting down out of the last 48 hours
12pm-4am yesterday. 7:30am-11pm today.
fuck man. fuck. opening restaurants sucks
Watchseawitchery:
I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.
biancavirina:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
god fucking damnit
there is no feeling worse than realizing you left something out in the walkin the second you get home. what a waste of shallot and garlic confit.
“Seventh grade, they used to always fuck with me cause I always wore black...”
– Tyler, the Creator. (via ayoungbrowngod)
annnnd once again taking the opportunity to say fuck this guy
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
10 posts
there is nothing better than getting drunk and...
WHATS FOURTEEN INCHES LONG AND MAKES BITCHES SCREAM AT FOUR AM?
sids.
January 2011
39 posts
