debrouillard

Dec 9th, 2011 @ 2:23 am

re: pictures on facebook

my friends: new friends, new places, activities with dedicated t-shirts

me: kitchen.

alternatively depressing and life-affirming. order fire loneliness, tequila

May 24th, 2011 @ 11:56 pm

i take back what i said

work is the sort of struggle a greek god hands to a motherfucker he suspects is fucking his baby mama

but

i am on an overheated, understoraged line with the culinary equivalent of dipset breathing down my neck, except fuckers in dipset aren’t on the clock as much cause they don’t grind as hard

its never pretty, or easy, or well-ventilated, or fucking anything but Hard

and that is exactly what i asked for. reap, sow, bed, lay, this is at the very least some hilarious karmic punishment for five years of talking about cooking without really having any fucking idea what i was doing

love,

the blanchmaster general